Everybody Loves Raymond - The Complete 5 Season
HBO (2000)
Comedy, TV Shows
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IMDB   7.4
750 mins USA/English
DVD  Region 1   NR (Not Rated)
Peter Boyle Himself
Brad Garrett Himself
Patricia Heaton Herself
Doris Roberts Herself
Ray Romano Himself
Monica Horan Herself
Leslie Moonves Himself
Paula Poeta Porn star
Philip Rosenthal Himself
Daniele O'Loughlin Carol
Madylin Sweeten Ally Barone
Sawyer Sweeten Geoffrey Barone
Francesco Liotti Italian kid
Sullivan Sweeten Michael Barone
Director Jonathan Buss
Various Directors
Gary Halvorson
Producer Holli Gailen
Ken Ornstein
Tom Caltabiano
Tucker Cawley
Simon Brown
Jonathan Buss
Writer Scott Buck
Tom Caltabiano
Tucker Cawley
Cinematography Mike Berlin
Musician Rick Marotta


The beloved sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond would be as brutal as a Strindberg drama if it didn't make familial bitterness so genuinely funny. Stand-up comedian Ray Romano (Ice Age) plays Ray Barone, a sportswriter married to Debra (the sharp and sexy Patricia Heaton) who has the misfortune to live just across the street from his invasive, bickering parents Frank and Marie (Peter Boyle, Young Frankenstein, and Doris Roberts, Remington Steele). Rounding out the cast is Ray's neglected older brother Robert (Brad Garrett, Gleason), whose every accomplishment has been ignored because his parents prefer to dote on the younger, cuter Ray. Robert, whose gloomy mug and huge size makes him loom over Ray like some malevolent alter-ego, is actually more honest and sensitive to the needs of others than is Ray, who's both self-centered and too eager to please--an impossible balance that Romano spins to great comic effect.

The fifth season presents the show at the peak of its strength. The season opener, a two-part story about a trip to Italy, degenerates into schmaltz, but immediately afterward Everyone Loves Raymond regains its bearings and launches into series of deftly played and skillfully written domestic skirmishes between husband and wife or parent and child. Episodes range from an explosive fight over wallpaper (a fan favorite) to anxiety over Ray's twin sons playing fairies in a school performance to the separation of Debra's seemingly perfect parents (Katherine Helmond, Brazil, and Robert Culp, I Spy). It's hard to imagine that any other show could get away with such a morbid view of marriage. In one episode, Ray and Debra panic when they realize they're running out of things to talk about; but after they witness Ray's parents having a meal without speaking a single word (a hypnotic pas de deux between Boyle and Roberts), Debra persuades herself that being quiet with each other is true intimacy...but the show never tells you whether she's discovered marital zen or if she's just rationalizing the inevitable emotional heat-death of a life-long commitment. Robert's romantic troubles recur throughout the season, culminating in the nightmare of having his ex-girlfriends meet to hash out everything that's wrong with him. Just a slight adjustment in tone would make Everyone Loves Raymond a bleak indictment of how people can be cruelest to those closest to them; instead, it's a cunningly comic celebration of how people can be cruelest to those closest to them. --Bret Fetzer
Episodes
 30 mins    10/2/2000  1.  Italy: Part 1
When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea – except Raymond. It's virtually impossible not to enjoy oneself in a country as beautiful as Italy; but, if anyone can manage it, Raymond can. Not willing to let his sour mood spoil it for the rest of the family, Debra, Frank, Marie, Robert and the kids go on their merry way and soak up the atmosphere, sights, smells and tastes of the city of love and try their best to ignore Ray. Meanwhile, Robert meets the girl of his dreams – she's stunningly beautiful, unbelievably sexy and works in a gelato shop.
Director:  Gary Halvorson  Writer:  Philip Rosenthal 
Guest starring:  Silvana DeSantis, Pierrino Mascarino, Sergio Sivori, Vanni Bramati, Luca Francucci, Alessandro Francucci, Francesca Lonardelli, Anna Maria Senatore, Rosario Coppolino, Enzo Vitagliano
 30 mins    10/2/2000  2.  Italy: Part 2
When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea – except Raymond. It's virtually impossible not to enjoy oneself in a country as beautiful as Italy; but, if anyone can manage it, Raymond can. Not willing to let his sour mood spoil it for the rest of the family, Debra, Frank, Marie, Robert and the kids go on their merry way and soak up the atmosphere, sights, smells and tastes of the city of love and try their best to ignore Ray. Meanwhile, Robert meets the girl of his dreams – she's stunningly beautiful, unbelievably sexy and works in a gelato shop.
Director:  Gary Halvorson  Writer:  Philip Rosenthal 
Guest starring:  Silvana DeSantis, Pierrino Mascarino, Sergio Sivori, Vanni Bramati, Luca Francucci, Alessandro Francucci, Francesca Lonardelli, Anna Maria Senatore, Rosario Coppolino, Enzo Vitagliano
 30 mins    10/9/2000  3.  The Wallpaper
Ray finally tells Frank and Marie how he feels about their constant intrusiveness after Marie accidentally drives the car through the front of his house.
Director:  Gary Halvorson  Writer:  Lew Schneider 
Guest starring:  Patricia Belcher, Annie Abbott
 30 mins    10/16/2000  4.  Meant To Be
Robert finds himself in the most unlikely position of having to choose one of three women – girlfriend Amy, ex-wife Joanne or Italian bombshell Stefania – to share the future with him. Robert decides that ""honesty is the best policy"" when it comes to his relationship with Amy, so he foolishly tells her about his recent reunion with ex-wife Joanne. To make matters worse, when Amy runs to Debra for consolation, Debra mistakenly spills the beans about Robert's recent tryst with Stefania. Suddenly, Robert is not in a position to decide which woman he wants. It's a matter of which one, if any, is going to want him.
Director:  Michael Zinberg  Writer:  Jennifer Crittenden  / Kathy Ann Stumpe 
Guest starring:  Suzie Plakson
 30 mins    10/23/2000  5.  Pet Cemetery
Ray inadvertently commits ""petslaughter"" on Ally's hamster while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend. When Ray breaks the difficult news to Ally about ""Pumpernickel's"" untimely demise, Debra insists that they give the beloved pet a proper burial -- complete with eulogies -- to help the youngster get through the grieving process. What Ray at first thought was an utterly ridiculous way to mourn the passing of a family pet, ends up being one of the most emotional experiences of his life.
Writer:  Steve Skrovan 
 30 mins    10/30/2000  6.  The Author
The competition for attention between Ray and Robert reaches an all-time high with the brothers ending up in a fight. Ray's dreams of authoring a sports book get squashed when the publishing company takes a pass on it, just as Robert receives the good news that he is being promoted to lieutenant. The Barone family doesn't quite know how to react to this most bizarre of situations in which Ray has failed at something while Robert has succeeded. But worst of all, Ray doesn't know how (or if) he's ever going to get past this.
Writer:  Mike Royce 
 30 mins    11/6/2000  7.  The Walk To The Door
Ray is mortified when he meets a girl whom he dated 25 years earlier and believes he treated with disrespect. Meeting Elizabeth again, Ray, wracked with guilt because he feels he didn't behave properly on their high school date, is determined to apologize. However, when he finds out the real reason Elizabeth went out with him that night long ago, he regrets ever bringing up the past. Meanwhile, Debra demands that Ray give her an example of something he regrets, but incredibly he can't come up with anything.
Director:  Asaad Kelada  Writer:  Tucker Cawley 
Guest starring:  Vicki Juditz, Rudy Moreno, Fred Ornstein, Judson Crowder
 30 mins    11/13/2000  8.  Young Girl
Robert starts to date a 22-year old woman and Marie and Debra don't think it's right. They break up when he finds out that she's really only 19 and she finds out that he's really 43.
Director:  Michael Zinberg  Writer:  Tom Caltabiano  / Aaron Shure 
Guest starring:  Tinsley Grimes
 30 mins    11/20/2000  9.  Fighting In-Laws
While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are really not very happy with each other. When Ray accidentally overhears his in-laws going at it with each other, he relays the news to Debra... who has always believed her parents' relationship to be a lot healthier than Frank and Marie's. But, when things come to a head at the Thanksgiving table, it's apparent that there really isn't that much of a difference between the two older couples – much to Debra's dismay.
Writer:  Kathy Ann Stumpe 
 30 mins    11/27/2000  10.  The Sneeze
Ray gets sneezed on at the airport and he fears he might have caught something so Debra tries to take care of him but Marie takes over.
Director:  Ken Levine  Writer:  Steve Skrovan  / Aaron Shure 
Guest starring:  Bob Joles
 30 mins    12/11/2000  11.  Christmas Present
Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she will be so impressed, she will let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies. Ray believes he has the whole scenario worked out – give Debra a better gift than she is getting him – and soon he'll be teeing off on a new course that he's been dying to play. However, he doesn't figure on the even more extravagant gift that Debra has purchased for him.
Writer:  Kathy Ann Stumpe 
 30 mins    1/8/2001  12.  What Good Are You?
When Ray doesn't react to Debra's choking everyone makes fun of him so he tries to be more attentive in relative situations.
Writer:  Jennifer Crittenden 
 30 mins    1/29/2001  13.  Super Bowl
Ray gets to go to the Super Bowl and cover it for his newspaper. He brings Gianni but feels bad about not having brought Debra when he sees that all the other reporters brought their wives so he has her flown in and to prove that he wants to spend time with her he rips up the tickets to the Super Bowl.
Director:  Gary Halvorson  / Joe Bolster  Writer:  Mike Royce  / Ray Romano 
Guest starring:  Marla Frees, Timothy Durkin, Edward James Cage, J.J. Booke, Amy Janon, Robert Romano, Melissa Beyeler
 30 mins    2/5/2001  14.  Ray's Journal
Ray is mortified when he realizes that Marie used to read the personal journal he kept as a teenager. When Marie blurts out an embarrassing incident from Ray's past, he can't figure out how she could have possibly known that information. That is, until he discovers that she must have broken the secret code he used when writing in his journal. And in the process, his mother has learned about his most personal, and perverted, thoughts.
Writer:  Jennifer Crittenden 
 30 mins    2/12/2001  15.  Silent Partners
Ray and Debra discover that they have nothing to talk about except the kids.
Director:  Gary Halvorson  Writer:  Tucker Cawley 
Guest starring:  Eric Ramirez
 30 mins    2/19/2001  16.  Fairies
Ray is upset when he finds out that Debra signed up Michael and Geoffery to play fairies in a school play.
Director:  Gary Halvorson  Writer:  Aaron Korsh 
Guest starring:  Diana-Maria Riva, Matthew Romano
 30 mins    2/26/2001  17.  Stefania Arrives
Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, the woman with whom he fell head over heels in love when the Barones vacationed in Italy. Robert's excitement over having his beloved, and stunningly gorgeous, Stefania so close quickly gives way to annoyance when he is witness to a few of her idiosyncrasies. After spending some quality time with the Italian beauty, sans gelato and gondolas, Robert has to rethink his feelings for her. Meanwhile, Stefania's father, who has accompanied her to America, has his own change of heart with respect to his feelings for Robert.
Writer:  Tucker Cawley  / Lew Schneider 
 30 mins    3/19/2001  18.  Humm Vac
Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door to door saleswoman and it ignites a housekeeping war between Marie and Debra. Debra is as taken with the new vacuum as Ray once she witnesses all of the wonderful things it can do. That is, until she learns why the saleswoman showed up at their door in the first place. Determined to prove to Marie that she's is just as good at ""keeping house,"" Debra attempts to use the new vacuum to find some dirt, any dirt, in Marie's home. Of course, the results are disastrous
Director:  Gary Halvorson  Writer:  Lew Schneider 
Guest starring:  Tricia O'Kelley, Carol Marshall
 30 mins    4/9/2001  19.  The Canister
Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value and Debra insists that she has already given it back. Debra is then horrified when she discovers that she does indeed still have the canister in her possession. With Ray and Robert's reluctant assistance, she concocts an elaborate scheme to get rid of the evidence, rather than confess to Marie that she was wrong and her mother-in-law was right all along.
Writer:  David Regal 
 30 mins    4/23/2001  20.  Net Worth
Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' hair brained scheme to open a go-cart business without first consulting her.
Director:  David Lee  Writer:  Jason Gelles  / Mike Haukom 
Guest starring:  Bob Odenkirk, Brian Posehn
 30 mins    4/30/2001  21.  Let's Fix Robert
Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends Amy and Stefania and his female police partner, Judy, together so they can dissect his character in an effort to help her better understand why her eldest son can't commit to a relationship. Unfortunately, Robert unexpectedly drops in and is forced by his mother to listen to his character being assassinated by the women as they discuss his relationship hang-ups in detail and compare notes on his quirky dating behavior, inability to commit to one woman and his flawed personality.
Director:  Gary Halvorson  Writer:  Jennifer Crittenden  / Mike Royce 
Guest starring:  David Proval
 30 mins    5/7/2001  22.  Say Uncle
When Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him, he decides to do something about the situation. When Robert makes the observation that, as a parent, Ray finds it boring to be around his kids, Debra couldn't agree more. She then suggests that Ray follow Robert's example and to try to have more fun with his children. But, when her own parenting skills are called into question by Marie, Debra quickly changes her tune and rallies behind Ray, insisting that they are both very involved parents.
Director:  Kenneth Shapiro  Writer:  Aaron Shure 
Guest starring:  Michelle Beauchamp, Rene Faia
 30 mins    5/14/2001  23.  Separation
Debra gets upset when she finds out that her parents have seperated.
Writer:  Philip Rosenthal 
 30 mins    5/21/2001  24.  Frank Paints The House
When Ray and Debra find Frank painting their house, they find out that Marie put him up to the job due to his retirement. But, when Frank paints it the color they don't like, Ray fires him. That's when Marie reveals the truth behind Frank's retirement.
Writer:  Scott Buck 
 30 mins    5/21/2001  25.  Ally's Birth
As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, when the Barone clan welcomed her into the family, but not without incident. In the flashback, expectant parents Ray and Debra are caught by surprise when Debra goes into labor in the back seat of Robert's patrol car, forcing him to be called into action. Meanwhile, Ray and Debra plot to keep a pushy Marie away from the delivery room until after the baby is born, not an easy feat.
Director:  Jerry Zaks  Writer:  Tucker Cawley 
Guest starring:  Jessica Bern, Monique Edwars
Edition Details
Series Everybody Loves Raymond
Distributor Hbo Home Video
Release Date 12/6/2005
Packaging Keep Case
Screen Ratio Fullscreen (4:3, Letterboxed)
Widescreen (16:9)
Subtitles English; French; Spanish
Audio Tracks Dolby Digital Stereo [English]
Layers Single Side, Single Layer
No. of Disks/Tapes 5

Features
Disc 01 Audio Commentary on 3 Episodes with Series Creator Phil Rosenthal, Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Writer Tom Caltabiano
Never-Before-Seen Bloopers
Deleted Scenes